Let's can Christmas Day, it's offensive to mussies
Fatties that need trolley to get around
Virginian Nazis. I hate Virginian Nazis.
Having a cold
After a couple of false starts, the KFC has come home to roost. I think I need a shower.
Getting called mate by ladies
Downloading the wrong episode of Game of Thrones
Running out of dead nigger storage, because unlike Jimmie, storing dead niggers is my f**king business
Video conferencing facilities
Your mother got AIDS
Being LGBTI IS a health risk. You don't see normal people getting AIDS.
Stay at homes moms. Yeah, it's so hard getting a coffee and relaxing all afternoon.
People that want to access production systems with non-production accounts. Do you even IT?
Whinging women. Suck it up and get on with it!
c**ts who get onto a lift before people get out