Let's can Christmas Day, it's offensive to mussies

Yarra council

Fatties that need trolley to get around

Gay Marriage

Virginian Nazis. I hate Virginian Nazis.

Having a cold

After a couple of false starts, the KFC has come home to roost. I think I need a shower.

Bad

KFC revenge

Getting called mate by ladies

Downloading the wrong episode of Game of Thrones

Running out of dead nigger storage, because unlike Jimmie, storing dead niggers is my f**king business

Video conferencing facilities

Minister Frydenberg

Clowns clowning

Nerds nerding

Bakers baking

Wankers Wanking

Shakers shaking

Haters hating

Allahabad

Your mother got AIDS

Being LGBTI IS a health risk. You don't see normal people getting AIDS.

Stay at homes moms. Yeah, it's so hard getting a coffee and relaxing all afternoon.

People that want to access production systems with non-production accounts. Do you even IT?

Queenslanders

Penis-heads

Whinging women. Suck it up and get on with it!

c**ts who get onto a lift before people get out

Fibs