The ABC

Waleed Aly, what a c**t.

Greg Inglis whinging about 'fat shaming'. What a soft society we are becoming.

Perferated things that aren't perferated well

The Canterbury Crusaders thinking of changing their name. What a political, knee-jerk reaction.

I have really nice lamps that make my room look nice. But the switch for them isn't by the door so I have to sit in hospital waiting room light because lamps won't even meet me halfway in consideration for my laziness problem.

People walking a pram across four lanes of traffic. How about you try the pedestrian crossing, maybe your child isn't as stupid as you.

Airport toilets that continually flush while you are sitting on them.

People who say people have died in the Canberra Fireworks, when no one did.

Sunburned noggin

People who make statements, not gripes

Teams that pick 4 captains. Surely 1 is enough. If you can pick 4, why not pick 17?

First a tram hits a person. Then a driver runs a red light and now we have fireworks killing people. The place is going to s**t. Bring in an administration! Kick the government out.

When people talk to you like you’re unintelligent

People who call their parents by their first names.

Weber trying to stick me for the cost of the replacement parts after my Baby Q went nuclear

Access Canberra

The ABC = Men Hating, Religion Hating and Majority Hating.

Occasionally, I update my fb cover photo

Weak as piss legal system. Kill some c**t and out by July. He was on drugs. Not his fault. Shut the f**k up. Get the f**k out of my face with that s**t.

Toilet paper dispenser. New, unsealed bog roll inside. My fingertips are useless. It dries up.

Peeps who treat animals as humans

Nrl memes disappearing

Constant "42 Long" issues at work

NRL 360 crisis merchants

Abos in the Northern Territory

People in the mall trying to sell me s**t when I walk past.

Gender quotas. Complete bullshit.

Homeless people. Go back to where you came from!

People getting demijohns of purified water delivered to their home by smoky diesel trucks