get it off your chest
When you race to the dentist and then sit there for half hour!!!
Channel 9 cricket commentary team. Shoot me please. Brayshaw, really what have done for the game of cricket. Did you even play for Australia? Tony G must roll over in his grave every time you open your mouth
Getting covered in shit smelling garden goop
Working up a sweat dropping a deuce
Cybershack. A long infomercial made to look like a technology review show.
Hot weather and having shit to do (outside)
No sex from your wife
People who put "todo" in their code but never "do"
Fags that grow beards to make their mouths look like vaginas for their "totally not gay" boyfriend.