Media types speaking on behalf of all Australians. You not speaking for me.

All the salty mofos complaining the election didn't go there way.

Don't forgot people. Our chief minister, the homosexual, said he would resign if labour didn't win. See ya mate.

Wow. Just wow. Suck a big fat union d**k shorten. Morrison the dumb c**t got you.

WTF is with all this "shared the wife with a black dude" and "f**ked my step sister" porn. I just want to see tits and ass.

People whinging about Game of Thrones. People are gonna complain no matter what happens, so just shut the f**k up about it and enjoy it you miserable f**ks.

Waiting all day to have a giant poop only for it to be hard and disappointing. I need to eat more fiber.

Indians (not being racist, just stating a fact) that talk on the phone in the pooper

Crumbs in the butter.

The use of the word "like" like all the time!

Family gripe

Sick people at work. Stay the f**k away from me

Pistachios that aren't cracked open making them impossible to open.

People who put milk jugs on their laws to keep dogs off

Andrew Barr the poof taxing us all to death

The greens know that labour don't need them to win this election and they are scared. About time we got rid of those terrorists and made way for the logical and reason of One Nation.

Why don't public toilets have music playing to dull the nasty natural sound effects?

Sarah Hanson-Young the man hater. Bet she hates women who like men also. Can't wait for One Nation to kick her out.

The new Canberra bus services, absolutely s**t house!

haver que elegir si trato alguien por tu o por usted, and deciding to speak in english instead.

Apparently bus drivers volunteer for weekend work on Saturday and Sunday in canberra. The government just can't make someone work. f**k me. No wonder our new transport is s**t show.

The new Canberra bus network. It's legit broken. All they have done is take away lines, i. e. express services and split the remaining services into multiple busses. This is going to 100% put more cars on the road. Worst. Plan. Ever.

The WWF - adopt a koala for $15 a month, how about adopting a human instead!!!

People who confuse Northern Ireland with Ireland. Northern Ireland is part of the UK (occupied by the English).

Stop sucking your coffee, water, and soda through a coffee stirrer. The reason you're straining and making that painful awful slurping noise is it's NOT intended to be a damn drinking straw. Drink like a normal human adult before you give me an aneurysm

pants with buttons.

I have to eat every damn thing my mom cooks. the ingredients might be top level, but the cooking is not.

Sarah Hanson-Young. Maybe put Sarah Hanson on the ballot paper and people will vote for you.

Brooke Boney - yep who?

Subway only doing breakfast till 11am. Why?