The "safe the children" ads on TV.
Minority peeps wanting to change the date of Australia Day
AmazonAUS - apparently we got the full on AIDS version. I think Ice Cube said it best "cause you're getting f**ked out your green, with no Vaseline".
Getting drunk after work so having to leave my headphones at home and now having to listen to all the s**t that goes on at work
3 o'clock peak hour at the toilets.
Remastered albums. Just leave the s**t as it was.
Triple J changing the date of the Hottest 100
Mother f**kers who use umbrellas on sunny days
Public Servants who come to work to just socialise and not work!
c**ts that order 15 coffees
Peeps that read the top newspaper in a pile, denying others access to the others
Some (most likely homosexual) asking the butcher for a steak with "not much marbling". Should have asked for not so much sausage in the ass, am i right?
Having a flat tyre and a flat battery.
The cutting of the best bits of Raiders of the Lost Ark on TV
Four half empty conditioners in the shower, but no shampoo
A 190cm, 100kg girl with a c**k who wants to play AFLW
This dude who wants to play AFLW
Motherfuckers who use hospital emergency as a free doctor service
Being sacked because you support the No vote in the gay marriage postal survey.
lgbitq - what happened to just gays and lesbians.
Businesses and organisations coming out and supporting gay marriage. I couldn't give a f**k if you support it or not.
The extra ten seconds it takes me to find torrents now that I have to turn on my vpn to get to torrent sites
Old person day at the mall